Anyone wondering why Borowitz is considered a national treasure need only read this brief column.
Borowitz Report—The president of Mexico announced on Monday that her country was building a wall along its northern border to keep newly-pardoned January 6 insurrectionists from pouring across it. “The United States is opening its prisons and releasing its most heinous criminals,” President Claudia Sheinbaum declared. “This leaves us with no choice but to build a wall and make the United States pay for it.”
Describing the January 6 convicts, she said, “When the United States sends its people, they’re sending people who have a lot of problems. They’re sending people who riot, vandalize government property, and attack law enforcement. They’re not sending their best.”
The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz: Mexico Builds Wall to Keep Out Violent Jan 6 Criminals
I’ve thought about joining the morons who believe whatever comes out of the pathological liar’s mouth, but I simply can’t get there.
Maybe the nonprofit organizations and their thousands of employees that reported that the rate of 2024 voter fraud was .0000845% are all dishonest woke communist sissies, but I just can’t seem to onboard.
Is the reason for the evaporation of tourist dollars, as suggested at left, that the U.S. has long wait times for visas? “Border friction, whatever exactly that means?
How about this? Our country is among the most reviled on Earth.
I’m reminded of a Canadian woman I met a few days ago who was in town for a wedding, who told me that she never would have considered for a second stepping foot in the United States were it not to be a part of her cousin’s daughter’s marriage service.
“I’m leaving on the first plane tomorrow morning, and I hope never to return.”
I met a woman from Minneapolis this morning, appeared to be in her 70s, grandmother of six, who was in town for an annual family gathering. I mentioned that I thought it was a shame that such a productive, peace-loving and beautiful city as hers had been through such intense violence.
She replied that that ICE is essentially a terrorist organization. “They’ll grab some random protestor, throw him in a snowbank and publicly spit on him, just to show the crowd who’s in charge.”
Trump’s America.
“They’re gone now, but there’s no guarantee that they won’t come back,” she said.
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