Earlier today, I was sitting near two women whose conversation went like this:

Woman #1: I’m so happy to hear that President Trump will be relocating the Palestinians from Gaza, enabling him to give that land to Israel and establish what he calls the “Riviera of the Middle East” along the eastern shore of the Mediterranean.

Woman #2: Are the Palestinians unhappy in their home?

I’m thinking: Well, I haven’t interviewed any of them personally, but they have been living there since the Bronze Age, about 5000 years ago.

“Relocating” the Palestinians

Re: the meme here, I wonder what the people living in the happiest nations on Earth would say.

From the 2026 World Happiness Ranking, here are the top 6:

• Finland (7.76)
• Iceland (7.54)
• Denmark (7.54)
• Costa Rica (7.44)
• Sweden (7.26)
• Norway (7.24)

Notice anything?

They are all social democracies.  Their average citizens pay slightly higher taxes, but a) they receive free education and healthcare, and b) there is virtually no poverty.

On Capitalism

I’ve never seen a toilet this soiled by diarrhea.  But thankfully, there are now products that use pressurized steam to clean messes like this more-or-less instantly.

Apparently, they’re selling like hotcakes, but only to people incapable of asking themselves, “Where does all this fecal matter actually go? Does it seem like a good idea to blast it all over the bathroom?  And if the bathroom door’s not closed, all over the house?”

Here’s How to Clean Away a Messy Toilet Using Today’s Incredible Technology