Why Did the Trump Administration Choose Portland?

Suppose you were trying to pick a U.S. city that could possibly be riddled by violence due to drug cartels, street gangs, or some other sort of violent crime (even though none of these were reported by the major news agencies).  Perhaps the last place you would go would be Portland, or any other place in Oregon.

That’s because (per AI), Oregonians are known for:

• Love of the outdoors: 

  Many Oregonians are passionate about outdoor activities like hiking and biking, thanks to the state’s natural beauty. 
• DIY and foraging culture: 

  The state has a strong do-it-yourself ethic, visible in hobbies like knitting and brewing, as well as a culture of foraging for items like mushrooms and fruit. 
• “Oregonian” identity: 

  There is a sense of identity tied to being “different” and sometimes a playful aversion to anything seen as “Californian”. 
• Environmentalism: 

  Oregonians have a reputation for being environmentally conscious, with a history of pioneering environmental protections and progressive policies. 
• Quirky and authentic:

  Oregon has a reputation for being “weird” and “wonderful,” with a unique sense of humor and a drive to do things differently.

  Moreover, Portland boasts well-educated, well-read, people, many of whom are affluent due to various forms of involvement in the tech industry.

  It’s vaguely possible that federal troops are going to encounter people with guns, though it’s far more likely that they’ll find wealthy, retired people dressed as frogs.